“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”
— Unknown
Me too…
[ID: "Today wasn't a great day. But I survived it to write this as proof that every feeling passes, returns and passes with time" handwritten in purple capital letters // end ID]
Some things about Allan:
- He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
- He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
- He also declares himself as “Ken’s buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
- He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
- He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
- He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
- He knows what NSYNC is
- He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
- There are no other Allan models
I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
I JUST REALIZED BARBIE AND KEN HAD A ‘what am i without you?’ ‘yourself’ MOMENT
"who am i without you?" "yourself"
"i just dont know who i am without you" "you're ken"
learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
on the planet of theโฆ
TREBLE
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